1. The state of my hands in winter: dry, crackling, and bleeding at the knuckles. But also smelling of the many sweet, tiny clementines I eat during the day.
2. I never understand the "describe your leadership skills" portion on any type of application. Why does everybody want to recruit only leaders? Have you ever been trapped in a small room filled with a bunch of leaders, but no followers to balance things out? Sounds like trouble if you ask me. Really talky, bossy trouble.
3. If you're not a dog person, you probably won't find this entertaining. But I can't stop laughing. These booties are basically glorified balloons, and totally ridiculous.
4. Excuse me, but will you just look at these libraries? I think Woody or Diane might win.