Bryan: When I make coffee in the french press it always gets cold so fast...
Me: It's okay. I'll just knit something to help keep it warm.
Bryan: Well, that's just your answer to everything.
Okay, so I didn't knit. I felted a thrifted sweater and cut out a rectangle and did some kindergarden embroidery to brighten it up. I won't even show you the back because the fastenings are atrocious- you can already see some of the flaps peeling away. But the wool does its job.